Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Bilingual?

HPD K-9 Alpos: I recently responded to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute." Sitting down at the typewriter, I typed out 80 words per minute (facebook experience.) "Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." I finished the course in record time (HPD training.)" There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual." With confidence, I looked up at him and said, "Meow!" He was not amused.

It may have not worked out for HPD K-9 "Alpos" but if you are bilingual you will receive an additional $140.00 monthly incentive pay on your paycheck.

Interesados? http://www.hpdcareer.com/

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Great one!

Anonymous said...

That was funny!

Anonymous said...

I did not know that. That is great news!

Anonymous said...

You're hilarious Officer McCoy, such an asset to HPD!