Friday, September 4, 2009


Have you seen this guy? While wearing a silver sweat-inducing jogging suit and toting a pistol (and a nice haircut) robbed two Houston banks last Friday. Because of his distinctive get-up, which included sunglasses, the FBI has labeled him the “Sweatin' to the Oldies” robber. You see, the FBI does have a since of humor. Notify authorities if you recognize him (or Richard Simmons.)


Anonymous said...

shouldn't be too hard to lose him in a foot chase, just follow the large shiny round object

Unknown said...

He looks like a ball of tin foil. Just start scanning the areas where people are getting a good signal on their TV :)